WC

Adam (thick Australian accent): Why would anyone pay to use the toilet? There’s perfectly good bushes over there.
Me: I don’t know man, some people don’t like bushes.
Adam: They’d be best to just find a good lemon tree.

Me: Do you want a penguin?
Megan O’Neil: NO, I don’t want an old penguin. I want a cute little fluffy one.
Me: The baby ones are the best.
Megan O’Neil: You guys are such pros.