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Copies of The Regal American are on backorder right now.

Clay Southerland on his “popup picture-book for adults”

Sh!t got real weird, real fast.

Megan O’Neill

I’m not wearing underwear right now… because I need to ration them

Clay Southerland

In Hawaii, they just call them shirts.

The thing is you’re not even involved in the game… you’re not on the team.

Clay Southerland on the subject of underage drinking and “pre-gaming

There’s nothing more attractive than a fat wallet

Professor Jim Andre on the topic of marriage

A big part of a haircut is trust, and I don’t trust them

Clay Southerland on why his hair is so long

When I picked the name Vincent, I did it because it sounds like Vitamin C.

Vinny, Our guide in Beijing!

Maybe they wouldn’t be so endangered if everyone stopped wearing them on their heads.

Cameron Jalbert

Next time you pay double.

Bus driver without change in HK.